THE PLAY.​

by SAMANTHA HURLEY

It’s 2004, and 14-year-old Shelby Hinkley has kidnapped Tobey Maguire, at the height of his career, to force him into marrying her. Samantha Hurley’s laugh-out-loud dark comedy, steeped in Y2K nostalgia, explodes our para-social relationships and the obsessions that detonate them.
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CONTENT WARNING: If I'm Gonna Marry You, Tobey Maguire were a film it would be rated R. The production contains profanity, drug use, and sexual situations.

SCHEDULE.

Saturday, September 13, 2025 @ 7:30 p.m.
Sunday, September 14, 2025 @ 6:00 p.m.
Thursday, September 18, 2025 @ 7:30 p.m.
Friday, September 19, 2025 @ 7:30 p.m.
Saturday, September 20, 2025 @ 7:30 p.m.
Sunday, September 21, 2025 @ 6:00 p.m.

MEDIA.

​VIDEOS

CREATIVE TEAM.

Luke Manual ... Co-Director / Projection, Scenic, & Costume Design
Gretchen Beaumier … Scenic & Lighting Design
Kelly Leissler Jr. … Video Design / Asst. Director

THE CAST.